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I love how all their children all look like different perfect 50/50 blends of their parents. It just fills me with glee.

I am a 57 year old woman not without some sophistication. I older I get the more I find scatological references to be hysterical. I'm open to explanations. Thanks for the laugh.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

Come on, Rainn Wilson. Using the “proper” (non-English) pronunciation of a word doesn’t make you sound pretentious. You’re just saying the word!

But what is Romeo Beckham up to these days?! Right that one above is Cruz? And we know that Brooklyn just passed his exams. And Harper’s bound to be looking cute next to Anna Wintour in the front row during NYFW next week.

Hutchinson is much for famous for those 2 episodes of The X-Files he did, than LOST.

As time goes on I am noticing that my eyerolling is getting too involved and giving away my true feelings.

if you’d’ve told me ten years ago that gay couples would have the right to get married i’d’ve said “ten years? really? why not right now?”

Agreed. I left a lunch table the other day because of this. But before I did, I reminded them that there was a room full of men who work with us having lunch at the restaurant down the street talking about us, and we didn’t need to do that to each other. #huff

It sounds crazy I guess but I engage in mild gossip (nothing too catty, mostly reactions rather than dishing, etc) bc honestly gossip feels like the only way to get information about people. For example, I had no idea this girl consider a work friend was dating a mean guy in another part of the office who’d called me…

Okay so generally I make fun of Kevin Smith ruthlessly and I can’t stand any of his movies (not even Clerks or Mallrats!) but damn that was a pretty good tweet.

I would watch Kevin’s movie. And probably start to like him again. Or admit that I like him. Again.

Ok, for real, Victoria and David Beckham legit have the most beautiful kids I've ever seen.

Lol my first thought was “It’s bobo Cher”

Yeah I’m all for being a bleeding SJW but, this kid is trying too fucking hard

I miss Fever Ray. Why don’t they come to the VMAs and freak everybody out?

ahahah rebel wilson, so good

Nicky looks like a golden goddess and Miley looks like a life-size version of those McDonald’s barbies they give out with Happy Meals...I think we know who’s winning here. What’s good, Miley?

I thought she was saying “This bitch” or maybe even “little bitch”? I dk.

OH the 2nd cut off. she says “WHAT A BITCH” then looks and points to miley and says “YOU’RE A BITCH”