Stay gone, troll.
Always! Pushing! Him! To! Do! The! Right! Thing!
GT, I’m absolutely terrified. I’ve gotten myself into a real shithole of a situation.
Back in my inaugural GT post, I mentioned that my future postings would include “ranting about how the first 3 seasons of Spongebob were the only ones worth a damn.” I’m happy to announce that this day has finally come, and that Burnernator keeps her promises.
Got any faux-controversial holiday opinions?
Bonernator heard me cackling at an episode of “Two Dope Queens” in which Phoebe Robinson talks about wanting to sell champagne flutes that say “white male tears.” So he called up Things Remembered and had them engrave a pair for me! I was so excited that even my mom remarked “you look so happy. That’s rare.” Okay.
I not-so-secretly LOVE Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. Unbridled enthusiasm for good, nonpretentious foods made by small businesses? I’m all about it. I love watching him yell at the camera as he drives around in that stupid car. I like his weird banter with the chefs and owners. I love trying to figure out whether he…
We haven’t had one of these posts for a while. I know the SOs of the world are out there doing dumb shit! Let’s hear it. Be as petty as you want, I won’t judge.
It’s on my bucket list to travel to all 59 of the United States National Parks.
Took me an hour forty five to vote today (in a pretty affluent area of DC! Wat??) but I still got a little thrill submitting that ballot. Can’t wait to tell my daughters and granddaughters about this day.
What has been your latest “I’m not even mad, that’s amazing” moment of sheer laziness?
From the New York Times Style Magazine:
I have my lovely annual sinus infection/bronchitis combo and decided to take my usual remedy - Mucinex DM.
My best friend’s wedding is this weekend. I’m so excited I can barely sleep. This plus my overachieving nature means I’m determined to be Super Bridesmaid. The apex predator of this bridal party. Playlist full of my garbage music taste (Mambo No. 5 makes an appearance) for getting ready? Check. Gushy Facebook post…
Got a joke, picture, or meme that’s cracking you up and want to share? For me, it’s these two.
Just chillin’ on the beach in my fur stole, nbd. Even though “weather-inappropriate clothing” is a common warning sign of a mental health crisis.
So I did it!