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Take these thousand stars, you hero. Take them all.

And as far as for at the time of the movie goes, 1995 for most was not even “early internet” it was “what the hell is the internet?” days.

What’s more romantic than watching your boss jerk off into a plant??? American women JUST DON’T GET IT!

“This is my regret face.”

It’s purely gaslighting. She works hard to curate her public image to be some sort of hybrid Martha Stewart, Gwyneth and Gloria Steinem, when in reality, she’s just her dad in a prettier package.

The shallowness of thought in this woman is matched only by her shallowness of spirit.

#SunglassesWhoWork

This is for the young ladies who did the work their adult counterparts would not.

The Anniston Star is the same publication that insulted and victim blamed my father in an article about his near-fatal farming accident in 2001, and ran a smear campaign against my maternal grandfather because of his work with unions before I was born. I can’t say I’m surprised to hear that one of the executives in

I hope 2018 is kinder to you.

The biggest gift my family ever gave me was that fully 50% of each generation don’t get married and become kickass uncles and aunts, for something like four generations now. So I was raised in an environment where being an old single was never “the wrong path” or some sort of lingering doom.

I text far more often than I talk on the phone, but LW1 sounds controlling and needy. Sometimes people are busy. Sometimes people are driving. Sometimes text conversations get interrupted by face-to-face conversations. Unless I suspect that I will be needed for something, I put my phone in my purse for hours at a

Way back in the day before smartphones, I had an old Nokia. People were texting a lot, but I didn’t see the point of it when you could just call the person and talk to them (which is much easier than typing on a phone). I asked my younger sister, “What’s the point of texting?” She responded, “A text is what you say to

As a guy I admit I’m horrible at texting.

Smorgas all the way. Fight me in the comments.

This is the first time I’ve actually seen what Meghan Markle’s half-sister looked like. And damn. I knew she was older than Meghan but didn’t realize she was that much older.

He’d never eat a clam without Mother there.

Shucks, if I were him I’d be clamoring to sue!

People writing the past tense of “lead” as “lead” is probably the most common and understandable-but-still-aggravating writing mistake I see people make. I don’t think I have ever seen someone spell the element “lead” as “led” before now, though, that’s an interesting inversion.

She helped him peddle his birtherism bullshit. She deserves no sympathy. She’s not some poor, dumb model who got swept up in everything. She knew what she was in for and she’s profiting from it right along with him.