glad to see the commenters couldn’t wait to get their cancer jokes in.

the Detroit affilliate is one of the worst ones they have

I think it’s fair to assume he probably just finished reading a post from Kevin Draper

Can people at least stop using Straight Outta Compton as some great snub on this #OscarsSoWhite thing, though? That movie was pure ass.

I think we can all thank Holiday Inn Express for saving so many lives

someone tries a little too hard to be funny

“to nominate a shit sandwich of a movie that whitewashes over a group that was a part of the birth of gangsta rap...”

Straight Outta Compton was not a good movie

I’ll go further down the road - I thought it was horrible. And I haven’t spoken with a single person that liked it. No idea where they’re coming from with that junk.

Ex Machina was easily one of the best films of 2015

if only there were a way to fix this and not be so annoyed...

Agreed that calling someone out for lying is equal to wanting children to be sociopaths. Internet outrage is fun huh? ;)

Come on big dog... You did an entire passive aggressive comment about a wink face being passive aggressive? I think I’ve been pretty straight up about my thoughts - unlike you, who is such a pussy that you can’t even be straight up while complaining about a fucking emoticon. lol that’s good internetin

Not only do I not want to be featured... I don’t want to make shit up to get featured either.

I’m not deciding. You’ve done that. I’m just calling you a liar :)

Just because you make shit up for internet appreciation doesn’t mean you didn’t... because, you know, you’re that kind of douche ;)

Disagree... you made that line up. But hey, you got some star clicks today, so your life is now fulfilled ;)

oh I believe the injury happened... I don’t believe the quote is real.

Even better question - why would a douche like you assume I don’t have kids? In fact, I have two, which is why I know that the quotes the story-teller uses around what his kid said is bullshit :)

something for the next mailbag: