how can they be wrong while you simultanously admit your mistakes

My dude, Obama was a once-a-century charismatic talent and he still oversaw the loss of 900+ state legislature seats to the GOP in his tenure

You don’t have to insult the Deadspin audience by assuming most of us won’t appreciate his comment.

You’ll see Venus move in, and put the gorilla/guerilla effect on.

I don’t know about tennis terminology, but it doesn’t decide the case whether it’s common or not, because it is a common way to describe hard-to-defend attacks. I definitely give this guy the benefit of the doubt.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

Guerillas Then Dismissed

So this guy got molested as a kid, right? Doesn’t excuse any of this but it’s the most obvious explanation.

Adopted son, very likely abused by Dad. Not excusing his actions but he was created by his farther. He deserves any sentence he gets but in addition to that, any sentence he gets should be tacked onto Jerry’s as well.

sadly enough, the children of abusers often become abusers themselves

The judge denied his request to be sent to juvie.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Lay off the man. He had the vision and foresight to see that signing Kevin Durant was a good idea this off-season while every other team was doggedly chasing after Arron Afflalo.

He’s disrupting the response one would expect from someone who disrupts things.

I’m not the first to put this theory forwad, but my Aussie friend told me the consensus in Australia is that Trump wasn’t paying attention for the briefing prior to his call with Turnbull, so when an aide handed him the phone and said, “here’s PM Turnbull of the Australian Liberal Party” Trump just assumed Turnbull…

Wait for the surprise fourth act, “John Wall Tore His Achilles And I’m Going To Walk Into The Ocean Forever,” probably debuting any minute now.

Too be fair, if Giuliani were sitting in front of me, I might not recognize him at first either. I’d probably just assume that I was hallucinating some kind of ghoul.

Porn

You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

With the emergence of Young Pope, Francis is suddenly the Vatican’s Tony Romo.