“The Human Vasectomy”has made a vas deferens in his opponents sex life.

My god, the cocaine is probably flowing like wine at Clinton HQ this weekend.

Yeah, all this is is a confirmation that the two major parties aren’t different at all. But we all knew this. Everyone who follows politics knows about the Democratic Leadership Council, right?

Have you seen all the republican dissent about trumps comments. It’s not hard to find.

She says “you know” 38 fucking times. The art of speech is truly dead.

She’s a career politician who’s going to kick the can down the road and make zero changes that America desperately needs right now is why people hate her. Hey guys who who collapsed the world economy with the help of my husband I think you should regulate yourself. She sucks. But hey we need a women in office things…

Because they don’t care. To most Democrats she could kill someone in front of them and they would forgive her. She is an entitled bitch, who I will be voting against her just to see her lose. I would love to be a fly on the wall when she has to concede the election.

I don’t think you understand what conservatives believe in.

It was actually in dudeyourrodsinme.

He needs a leg to stand on, first.

You know how many people still beat their children? It might make you feel better to pretend otherwise, but he is not really an outlier or some egregious monster. He’s an uninformed, misguided father who’s leaning on the practices of his upbringing

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

This is all white people’s fault. Fucking racist ass white people turned chicongo into a violent hellhole.

That's why Lamborghinis are more expensive.

I know, I know, we’ve all seen this. But we need to see it again.

I wonder if the judges would’ve been more forgiving if the celebration didn’t start by laughing in the guy’s face.

I don’t know what 2000 matches you’ve seen where a ref doesn’t hit you with stalling when running away but thats exactly how the sport goes. Especially since he already received a caution.

Freestyle wrestling.

Huh. Where’s Chelimo from- like, Bakersfield? Fresno?

The Orange monopolies still do very well in Expected Return