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The pic is unflattering...he looks like an aging female Depp impersonator...

Megyn Kelly is an unstoppable juggernaut of pure conservative blondness. You either get out of her way or become assimilated. Soon she will be in EVERY NBC show...

I can’t wait to see this. It will finally answer the question: Is Batman wearing pajamas under his batsuit? 

“Discarded Tangerine Carcass” Donald Trump...excuse me, His Most Excellent Tangerine Carcass, President Donald Trump...

I hate Mel for the things he said, but I just can’t stop watching his friggin movies...I hate myself so much...

And Woody Allen loves Koreans...a little too much.

And you DON’T eat everything with a knife and fork?

Tommy Wiseau just got a woody listening to you yip-yip

#jewbacca

It’s the internal monologues. They are soooo hard to pull off.

“we who carry the name of concubinehistory will call us wives.”

Why not Gillian Anderson as #14?

Here’s to hoping they write: “They are real and they´re spectacular” somehow into the script

Amy Adams, sans shampoo, sans make up, sans bathing...is still the most beautiful carbon-based life form this side of the Milky Way...

I won’t say it’s entirely Trump’s fault because he didn’t plan the raid himself (as far as I know), however he DID sign off on it like the Jaundiced Automaton that he is...so there you go

nutter justice...sounds like a candy bar...hehehehe

I still love “Trump...The World’s Angriest Troll Doll”

Somehow you just KNOW some guy is gonna get the directions wrong...

If only I wasn’t in this chair!!!!

He can’t do that, can he?