This delights me to no end. Suck it, BatBoys!

Hahaha yes! I very barely remember Ross Perot but this brought back some images.

And a TV spot with some graphs!

Buddy, if you trying to be Ross Perot you’re going to have to have SOME opinions.

Yeah, it seems unfair to ask a person running for President what he’d do if he actually became President.

another billionaire’s ego in need of stroking. dude needs to fuck right off.

Man who wants to be POTUS refuses to tell voters what he would do if he was elected President.

I don’t feel the need to see Vice before it comes out on VOD because I’m so burned out on evil politicians, but from watching clips, Bale’s performance seems transcendent. I was truly shocked by his ability to channel ‘The Devil’. I have no interest in watching a coked out Malek play a gay icon (without any gay…

did you read this piece, because he listed some of his positions: anti-medicare for all, anti-free college tuition, anti-job guarantee. 

But just imagine, he’ll solve racism by having all of America attend a two-day training program at every Starbuck’s location!

No way, brah. The only critique me and my boys ever had about the Fast & Furious movies is “not enough tits.” Now this movie will fix that problem.

Fast & Furious: Left Blinker Eternally On

*types women driver joke* *immediately gets hit by a truck*

i would be willing to say that i argued with WAY more far left people that supported hillary just for the sole purpose was her gender as their political issue than people who had anything of value to say about her.

More Berniebusters voted for HRC than HRC voters voted for Obama. Really wish that talking point would die.

elizabeth warren and hillary for a fourth time because it’s STILL HER TURN, are the worst candidates.

Kamala Harris is an ultra-moderate ... leaning right. She is “progressive” in exactly the same way Clinton was progressive.