It drives me crazy that one of the go-to arguments to "prove" that we have to have limits on women's bodily autonomy is "Well HOW LONG should abortion be legal for? What if a woman wants an abortion FIVE MINUTES BEFORE BIRTH?"

I think Nat was my first fictional crush.

That's fine. Did you see when Kristen Wiig dressed up as Michael Jordan for Jimmy Fallon's show? She wore a bald cap, because he's bald. And she wore his jersey. No blackface, everyone still got it. It's painting yourself black that's not cool. Like you said, it's historically been used to make black people into a…

My favorite has to be LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS SHENANIGANS, although I'm also amused by the inclusion of "without hesitation" on the description of Miley groping a woman's buttocks. Apparently it's worse if you don't deliberate before grabbing asses.

Why are any of these people watching MTV and the VMAs in the first place, if they're shocked and offended by people wearing skimpy clothes and "exposing their tongues"? The only thing new here is the giant bears. Some pop star does a "shocking" sexual performance practically every year.

Oh yeah. When my parents divorced my evangelical father continued to send me "gifts" for several years, always religious books written for teenage girls about how to be a good Christian (always with brightly colored 90s-looking covers, to appeal to Teh Teenz). The only passage I remember was one explaining how when…

That doesn't even make any sense. He says it doesn't cost "that much [money] for a girl to live at home with her parents." Sure, if that's all she does. Are her parents also supporting her, paying her medical bills, paying for her car and its associated costs, paying for whatever recreational activities she decides…

Oh don't worry, he covers the issue of your husband dying in his post. ALL OF THAT SHOULD BE TAKEN CARE OF THROUGH LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES. (Abandonment and abuse: still dismissed with "well pick your husband better.")

And if you are a proper submissive woman who doesn't go to college and just lives with her parents waiting to get married and be a housewife, and then your husband leaves you or beats you, that's also your fault for not being careful enough in choosing your partner. You know, because homeschooled virgins who have…

Wow. "We're in our twenties, you should have EXPECTED damage to be done!" Great argument, there.

I especially like that he follows up with this:

Derp, responded to myself.

"I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs. Hard jobs that help build the world, thinking jobs that help build a culture, they’ve all been done by men in my bloodline. My ceiling for accomplishment is…

They need their pr0n man.

Wow, in addition to the fact that that's an obvious lie, she's previously said herself that she hired him to make the tape because she thought he was "a professional," or something like that. She was disparaging his professionalism at the time. I don't remember what he did to piss her off, but it was around the time…

"I had no idea that when I married my husband, and we gave a ton of television interviews playing up our age difference, and did a ton of public photo shoots with me dressed as a stripper while he grabbed my ass, and then we went on Couples Therapy talking about our age difference some more, that people would pay so…

I'm pretty sure the names of famous actors were dropped as "connected" to this film solely out of wishful thinking/a desire to drum up buzz. I loved that Emma Watson was just like "LOL no."

My volume wasn't that high, but I still cranked it way down asap so my neighbor didn't hear and think I was being assaulted or something.

They need hearts though.

I went "Hahah-AAGH!"