Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”
Burg Hurdler
burghurdler
What the fuck is the point of bullfighting?
“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”
Don’t worry, Utah. You had him at “Salt."
more like Provel
Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
Stamkos = Lucy with a football
Leafs fans = Charlie Brown
Shout out to Jostens
Fairly obvious from this post that you play pick-up at the whitest courts ever.
This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.
So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.
Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.
Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:
It’s prison, you gotta wedge a rape joke in there.
“if it’s fast food or nothin’, Dairy Queen all the way. And then you can get a Blizzard for dessert”
That should be their official motto
Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?
I’m currently in the pre-pro stages of a doc about stadium financing scandals in the U.S.
@Steve U: Hey, how'd these clouds get in my coffee? #alexrodriguez
"He was so vain," his ex tells Us Weekly.