Terrific. Ever try to actually work on an Apple device? Let’s just say that they aren’t “fixer friendly”. The phrase “going around your ass to get to your elbow” springs to mind...

The GOP mantra: “Believe what I tell you, not your lying eyes.”

Since all the GOP house “leadership” seems interested in accomplishing is kicking the proverbial can down the road, they should pick Emmer. He undoubtedly learned a LOT about that very thing from his mentor Tim Pawlenty. They have some more can-kicking coming up shortly, as I recall. Or do they shut the government…

“One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.” - Josef Stalin

Meanwhile Florida is being overrun with rich Republicans, driving many longtime citizens out. Next come the inevitable hurricanes. The irony is positively delicious...

It was all on Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Talking smack to armed people is seldom a wise move, whether they have the legal right to arrest you or not. I’ve seen it many times, and every time I wonder the same thing: Who exactly is this idiot trying to impress? Himself? 

If we ignore him, maybe he will go away. The first step would be to stop giving him money by using his products instead of just complaining about them. I did, and you can, too. The World will taste much better if you stop kissing his ass every day...

If the GOP nominate Haley, she’ll be our first female President. Since they are the GOP, they will probably pick Trump instead, and Biden will win again.

There has to be a little bit of charm, or the victim won’t let them get close enough to get hurt. Look at any politician...

Is she choking on a lemon?

I have the solution, the one person who BEST represents what the GOP truly stands for- George Santos for Speaker!

Everyone is completely free to walk away from Mr. Musk and all of his nonsense, but they’d rather complain while they keep using it. 

One thing I’ve learned about a pumpkin is this: if you throw one up in the air, it comes down SQUASH.

Basically the only thing we humans do that IS good for the environment is the nourishment we provide after death, and we even manage to screw THAT up with our insane obsession with preserving (via toxic chemicals) the empty shell that was once a person. Why do we do this? Because the invisible man in the sky says to,…

Someone should introduce her to David Lynch. She might wind up with an actual CAREER in film.

The Holy Roman Empire never fell. They have branches in pretty much every city on the planet. They are called Catholic churches.

One day I hope to see “Republicans” on that list.

No, we’re talking about people being exploited. Many of the workers involved are immigrants who aren’t told anything about the hazards of the materials or offered any protective gear. I suppose the fact that some of them are undocumented makes it okay, right? I think you have something backwards. Employers have a…

Given what we know now about Hugh Hefner, I submit that the magazine should really have been called “Voyeur”. Just another relic that some of us never outgrew.