There are also reports that producing the quartz countertops causes an incurable, fatal disease in workers who inhale the dust while cutting the material to size, so there is the small matter of social responsibility.

This should please the “conservatives” immensely, given their penchant for whitewash and all other things NOT “of color”. 

The problems that most people have with slicing things on the slicer almost always stem from the machine itself. Many people don’t realize that it’s possible (and wise) to sharpen the beast every so often. When you don’t, things like half-inch thick pieces of corned beef wind up on someone’s sandwich. The claim is…

They copied The Sopranos on this, too, only a season earlier.

Too bad conservation isn’t “conservative”.

As many guns as there are in this country, it is completely impossible that nobody has shot one of these things yet. Thus, they are a myth. Maybe something like this roamed our forests at one time, but if so, where are the BONES? Don’t tell me...the unicorns use them to clean their hooves.

Rome never fell, it just changed a few things. Now it’s known as The Vatican.

Biden just labeled the Gaza hospital bombing a false flag. How is this lying shitball any different from Trump? I can’t vote for either one. Maybe I just won’t bother. It’s all a charade, anyway. As Gore Vidal once said, anyone who wants to run for President should be barred from ever doing so. Only grifters need…

I think you should call it “beurre beige”, since it looks a bit tanned to me. 

Vidal was right. Those interested in running for office should be barred from doing so. These are very much the people our parents warned us about, or at least we should have been warned.

This punk is the poster child for entitlement. I say let his ass walk so the “private sector” can settle his hash. Why waste time on trials and prison guards where a simple ROPE will suffice? We should make an example of this puke, or there will be a new version every week.

Fear is a colossal waste of time, except in the context of accessing adrenalin so you can overpower that guy with the axe or dodge the school bus. It’s largely useless if you simply plan your day wisely. 

Our continued use of fossil fuels is an existential threat to EVERY LIVING THING ON THIS PLANET. Loss of money is NOT an “existential threat”, merely an obstacle, particularly in light of the FACT that money is entirely a human construct that DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST in the grander scheme of things. People that think…

“Asian Tiger Mosquito”? Seriously? Am I supposed to leave the OTHER ones alone? Sorry, but when it comes to some species, I believe in total GENOCIDE.

Isn’t it funny that nobody seems to think much about the vast power of the huge furnace beneath our very feet? We can forget about all this other stuff if we can just figure out an efficient way to tap into all that geothermal energy.

I’d be willing to bet that there is nothing “rare” about these elements, and the true problem lies in the huge environmental cost of their extraction and processing. They’re probably relatively common, just in tiny amounts, so that enormous amounts of soil need to be rendered into toxic sludge to produce thimbles full…

One person’s “compost fodder” is another’s “perfect for pear cake”. At that stage they practically puree themselves, saving exertion while maximizing sweetness. Pear cake can be blissful, when prepeared properly. 

I guess we can save the Red Oak vs White Oak discussion for another day. Oak A, then...

Oh, ghee, I don’t know...

I’d take it a step further, and say that any well-equipped kitchen needs numerous thermometers. I like to put one in any box designed to maintain set temperatures, so one for each refrigerator or freezer compartment. Then we get to special cases. There are times when a candy thermometer is useful, and sometimes you…