That judge needs to blow some dust off of his wallet and pony up the money, or dismiss the entire shitburger.

Then how are you online?

Don’t forget about “Democrat” Joe Manchin the Maserati-driving, yacht-dwelling COAL BARON.

That isn’t the business model. Nobody gets rich that way. Workers don’t get rich, no matter what, but paying them anything close to what they deserve would seriously impact all of those expensive habits that the boss and their family have grown so accustomed to. 

Relationships don’t necessarily “end”, unless you include the death of one or both partners in that equation. My parents were married for over 60 years, and would remain so were my father still alive today. It is seldom a good move to generalize about human behavior, because there are more exceptions than rules...or…

Two people that grow gradually less appealing with time...or is it maturity?

“Neutral oil for frying”? How boring is THAT? How about some nice pecan oil instead? 

Smells to me like somebody didn’t get their payoff. The danger is usually to someone’s bottom line in our corpocracy.

“Celebrity Chefs” are basically low budget politicians. Half of these people probably can’t even cook.

Those “healthy” bread sticks everyone hoovers down come out of the DEEP FRYER. 

You mean, like World War 3? This is a SMALL planet, son. Be careful what you wish for...

I can honestly say that I have never heard any of her music. I know better than to expect it to be something that I would enjoy simply because so many of you are shilling it so relentlessly. I learned a VERY long time ago that there is generally a huge difference between “popular” and “good”. Maybe I’m missing out. I…

Not in February, that’s for certain. 

Wouldn’t it make more sense to try to protect the species we currently have than expend all this energy trying to resurrect one that would immediately join the critically endangered list? Just buy a teddy bear, FFS...

She thinks hypocrisy is something doctors swear to.

It appears headed for the British Isles, which would be a very Nigel thing to do.

When it comes to most types of home repair, my protocol is to find a pro to call.

Where the piece on how to properly brush your teeth? 

Gotta have more kids to rape, after all...

CEOs are part of our Patrician class of citizen, a completely useless group. Along with lead pipes, it was Patricians that brought Rome down. We are next...