The whole family can pet the cat at once. Plenty for everybody—It’s like a fluffy party sub that purrs!

He felt sound asleep?

So this ignoring... It begins right after this entire article about him?

Justice League: Beating a Dead Horse

Small dicks.

Oh, lord... The sense of entitlement some people have these days!

What the fuck? Gamergate is only known as misogynist because victims and press reported the misogyny?

So, it’s OK to get upset when an Asian actor isn’t cast as a character that was always Caucasian in the comics, but not OK to bemoan a hacky retcon of 75 years worth of character development?

A horn is a controlled noise you can use when needed, not just an obnoxious omnidirectional blast. Get your bike modded to only make the idiot noise when you press a button and we’ll talk.

Thank you. I live somewhat near a highway, and when it’s warm I leave windows open overnight.

That’s when you know the funeral home’s cosmetitian is a little TOO good at their job.

The first hour of Fant4stic was just a narcissistic emo millennial wankfest. “Old people don’t understand—we do important computer stuff! We feel so many feels! Get out of our way and let us disrupt paradigms!”

They won’t even need the ship because interstellar beaming. Also, no red shirts will die because magic Khan blood.

They’ll probably just think “Oh man, more AOL trial disks? I thought we were done with that!"

Ghostbusters 2 is a good example why there shouldn’t be any more Ghostbusters movies. Even the original cast and creative team couldn’t make a decent follow-up.

He’s old; it seems like they could put him away for the rest of his life just for fleeing prosecution. I doubt that pampered, self-important, child-raping piece of shit would make it long in prison.

I don’t care what he’s been through; raping a child is not OK. Polanski raped a child and he needs to face consequences.

Urine is used to try to match the wretched stench of real perfume. Anybody who voluntarily puts on perfume should be barred from elevators and mass transit. It’s disgusting.

I never read the graphic novel and I wouldn’t doubt the movie was a poor adaptation, but I didn’t think it was as terrible a movie as it gets made out to be. It’s not good, sure, but it isn’t the worst thing ever. I’d watch it again 10 times before suffering through The Fifth Element or Sunshine. Both of those movies…

Americans can be funny, but we prefer to just bring in cheap funny from Canada instead.