I apologize in advance for nitpicking.....It’s “Fleet Farm” not “Flea Farm”.

What, they want you should dress like this?

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

Retroactive yellow cards for simulation need to be a thing, like, yesterday.

Look, kicking a ball at someone after the play is shitty. No argument here.

I love Crawford. His favorite word is fuck, my favorite word is fuck. He likes Rise Against, I like Rise Against. He gets drunk and falls down stairs, I get drunk and fall down stairs.

Oh just fuck off hipsters. We, men of a certain age, just don’t give a shit what you and your gym-toned friends think we look like. We’re just comfortable. I realize I’m a half step from yelling at you kids to get of my damned lawn with my plaid shorts hiked up over my nipples with dark socks and leather sandals. We…

I’m sure this is the strategy for Brazil soccer bloggers during the men’s World Cup.

After us arguing for 20 minutes he agreed to pay me Thursday.

Still made of flour, though. :-/

Needs to be said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Corey Crawford haters.

Who cares if they’re band wagon fans? Their hockey team is great and this is creating a generation of hockey fans in Chicago. The Bruins had a similar phenomenon in the 1960s and 1970s with the Bobby Orr teams. And those band wagon fans became lifelong fans. You should probably look in the mirror and ask yourself why…

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

LeBron be like...

Most steaks simply need salt and pepper. Salt and pepper a steak and set it out at room temp for about an hour. You’ll get nice meaty STEAK flavor which is why you buy steak. As Alton Brown says one of the best steaks for grilling is the skirt steak. Cooks fast and even.

Pliny is tasty, undoubtedly. But also a bit overhyped/overrated. If you ever see Russian River’s Blind Pig on tap, drink many of them.

cmon, no Aprihop? This is basically just a list of IPAs.

I’ve had several of my friends rethink their hatred for IPA’s by giving them a Cigar City Jai Alai. They’ve usually said the sweetness helps offset the bitterness of the hops. White oak aged Jai Alai? No IPA hater would stand a chance.

LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

Or a swordfish.