Those RT commenters need to smile more.

Yeesh. Looks like a rejected early concept design for Immortan Joe from Fury Road had sex with a steampunk dubstep DJ after hours at a Dragoncon rave.

Make a few pans of mac & cheese, throw on some collards, fry up some chicken, and turn your crib into a “Repast” pop-up.

I want this in the official marketing.

Only 10 percent of adults are intelligent enough to get it, the theater I saw it at laughed and was bored, I wanted to kill everyone.

Pretty sure it was an alien trying to escape its host through vagina rather than bursting through breasts lest it hit its head against the coffin

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

So they are just going to replace him meaning the actor or replacing Bruce Wayne as Batman. Because I think this would be a great opening for this...

I 100% need “Mom jeans all day, why you mad, tho?” embroidered on a jacket, a pillow, my mom-jeaned butt. Embrace the glory of the high waist, y’all.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

This, however is Normal: