Elon also said his cars do just fine at combusting into non-extinguishable blazes on their own.

Jail is too good for that fucking asshole.  

Put him in the cell next to Trump.  Save a spot for Elon.

A co-worker had one of these back in the day, and I have never been less envious of someone else’s car. In hindsight, I marvel that he drove it probably 25 miles from PA to NJ on I-78 every day. Or maybe he took back roads...

I wonder how this would be affected by Weight Distribution Hitches. Most RV owners are going to put a WDH on their rig to help level out load, but in doing so they significantly move the ball further back and increase the rotational leverage where the tongue marries to the truck.

That said, my 2500hd pulls my 9k…

...and the other 10% have self-immolated; they left that part out.

Ferraris Over 90 percent of all ever produced are apparently still on the road rotting in the Sultan of Brunei’s once-climate-controlled garages.

It’s more than just the auto industry, though. Project 2025's environmental section is basically “let’s intentionally destroy as much nature as possible and purposefully make global warming worse.” Not even a “maximise shareholder value for a short while” kind of destruction, but “let’s commit environmental suicide”…

Both sides are not the same. Go fuck yourself.

I somewhat agree with you, but at this point the Republican party is, in fact, evil. Democrats aren’t saints, but at least they do police their own in a way that the Republicans simply DON’T anymore.

I don’t know if posting this take on Jalopnik dot com should be considered brave or asking for it, but best of luck to you. You’re gonna need it.

Fuck him and his taxis.

If you drive this car you have to have a mustache everybody knows the rules.

I mean.... mythbusters has done this years ago...

It needs a belt service and some tires in the near future

In before Cybertruck! I personally love the SSR, but I’m fully aware my opinion on this matter is objectively incorrect.

And, in a... let’s say a questionable testament to the perseverance of the human spirit...

I normally like your takes Bradley but you are on your own here lol 

Pro Tip: To get a whole tankful of premium, when the owner goes in to pay, drive away in their luxury car.

Pft don’t lump me in with those vape juicers. An Evo would never =)