They’ve gone apeshit lately with all the backlinks. It’s maddening. 

It’s been deleted, but did Dinan “do” them, or did someone else put Dinan upgrades on this car?

“Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash”·

Boy Stellantis sure does seems good at shooting themselves in the foot these days. Who is buying a base model Dodge car for 60 grand? No one. 

Cuter, but still a hideous turd.

Isn’t that what the 718 is for?

A Citation by any other name is still a huge piece of garbage. Hard ND.

The whole “bumper cover over the headlights” look sure was a design choice. 

There were cars that had color shifting paints, but only about 3000 or so Fords were ever actually painted in Mystichrome. It’s $26,000/gallon

What comes around goes around. A tale as old as time. 

Personally, I just wish it was an actual Toyota product made from actual Toyota parts and pieces and didn’t look the way it did. The Bimmer version looks much better, and that’s saying a LOT considering current BMW designs.

The coolest thing for me is the split window. They absolutely did not have to do that but they did. Cool little detail. 

Nope. Not even for free.

Oof...that last one stings to see. What a world

I’d rather vote for a bucket of wet cat shit

Let me guess....It will fly, come with laser cannons, be made of some super secret non-Newtonian material, and make a perfect omelet on your morning commute too?

I can’t even use Jalopnik on mobile at all. WAY too much shit on the screen that isn’t the content I want to read.

The NYT article is paywalled

It may be old and in good condition, but hooboy that’s one homely little car.

I have a soft spot for old Minis. I’ve never driven one, but I imagine they’d be a lot of fun to toss around.