I waited until I was in a relationship with my first (and current) boyfriend to lose my virginity, and have never regretted it. I damn sure would have regretted losing it the first time the opportunity arose a year earlier, with a guy who didn't particularly like me and never spoke to me again after I said I wasn't…

No, sex is only a good thing when there are no negative feelings attached to it. If that's what it takes for your friend to feel safe and not wind up with regrets, then that's what they should do.

No. I'm 22, and a virgin, but I'm not waiting for marriage or anything. I just don't want to lose it to some random dude. After that all bets are off, though.

Except Budweiser is made according to the original Czech recipe, sold to Americans for American distribution way back when.... so far as I know.

HUGE tracts o' land.

Hee. Okay, I don't *hate* Jonathan Franzen. What I hate is the way the New York Times transforms itself into his personal PR machine when he has a book out, to the exclusion of the books people are actually reading, so he's sort of a symbol for a whole binary hierarchical....oh, fuck it, I hate that smug motherfucker,…

Hey! Bumblemeow! Raccoons wash their hands! Picklin' the prairie dogs kills all nastiness like trapezoid worms, morbidia, and herpes 2.0.

And hilarious bald!

And they also make great soup. My uncle Eric from Nebraska, trained his raccoons to forage into the plains to look for prairie dogs. The raccoons would then bribe the prairie dogs with sautéed potatoes, trap them in a barrel full of vinegar, and pickle them. Then the raccoons would drive back to the farm, and use the…

GIVE ME BACK MY FEEESH!!!

I do have a particularly good sense of smell. And hearing, for that matter... suddenly, I am concerned that I might in fact be a DOG.

I wish my friend who was killed by using statistical evidence instead of anecdotes, could have read this. He might still be alive. Statistically, probably not, but anecdotally, he totally could be alive.

I too, LOVE, the breakfast options. Classic favorites: "MoMo egg" - this goes by manny names it is, toast, with a fried egg on top that is cut up into bits and then shoveled into my mouth. If I add arugula, it's a fancy dinner. Second, avocado toast - I feel like the whole universe knew about this and then never…

THE SHOULDER BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE SIN BONE

Except for all the ones that don't.

Yeah, I don't know what the big deal is, it looks freakin' amazing. Aloha!

I'm in the air! What a time to be alive!

Are you flying party airlines Virgin? IS THE BEAT BUMPIN', MARK?

This guy just wanted to write a mean tweet and ruin someone's day. Tomorrow he will call this a mistake (I don't know how to tweet) or a viral publicity stunt and I hope we can shake our heads at him some more.