The spindle is such a powerful symbol of female bondage I can't believe they would rob it of its meaning by making it an arbitrary object.

I ended up here on my way back from Lifehacker and I thought this was a post about how computer servers had staged an uprising and were taking their revenge upon poor sysadmins. But this is better.

Nooooooo! Fresh bread with butter on it is like the proto-toast! So delicious!

Yeah I'm fine with that. What else is my choice I mean? Never get anything? I don't want the lumberjack special. And I manage about 3 bites of food in the morning, so an actually good piece of toast and cup of coffee sounds pretty perfect. Much better than throwing away a $13 breakfast that I never wanted but I had to…

I'd probably pay for some fancy avocado toast if I could ever find it in a restaurant (even though I make my own).

I get charged $2 for wonder bread that has only a whisper of butter on it. I will pay $4 for a thick slab of good bread, and if you have toppings that don't suck I would be a customer all the time.

Just back from seeing it! Go go go. Emily Blunt is totally kickass, not ever shown nude for no reason at all, and there are many explosions.

"SORORITY GIRLS ARE NOT 'RANDOM' WHEN U JOIN A SORORITY U ENTER INTO OPPRESSION OF INCELS".

Does this mean I can drink milk instead of wearing sunscreen.

And isn't it funny how their own imagined victimhood is often the very reason they're so frequently turned down? That maybe that's the least attractive quality a person could have? If I wanted to sleep with something whiny, angry, and trembling with fear at the world, I'd get a chihuahua.

THAT IS EVER OUR PRIMARY CONCERN

This is when I cackle in mean girl satisfaction: I'm from Eastern Europe, where it's not only acceptable but traditional to give the young couple money. There's also a going rate per person that everyone magically knows (various factors affect it). Depending on how smart one is about their wedding and how rich their…

Happy, the smiling happy meal, narrowly beat out a medical photo of a teratoma at the McDonald's new-mascot pitch meeting.

YES. Uber, I volunteer my children. YOU KNOW THEY WILL GIVE YOU EXCELLENT DATA.

can we do a kids of GT react to food article at some point?

I was going to guess spiderwebs :(

Correction: they made it out of the 18th century long ago and were very progressive and modern until the 1979 revolution. Then they reverted backwards.