Can you imagine the conspiracy theories that would be swirling if Trump died peacefully in his sleep? It would make Pizzagate look like an April Fools gag.

After all the hand slapping they are probably doing it on purpose to stop the talk. I hope Trump drops dead, I am not apologetic, he’s a monster and a fucking waste of air.  

Someone was stressing the importance of hand holding like a normal human couple the whole helicopter ride over, and this was all Trump and Melania could manage, and that aide in the helicopter was all “Fine. Whatever. Close enough I guess” and then they had a quick drink from a flask probably and squawked out “it’s a…

Maybe her vagine was, in fact, not platinum.

I love this story.

My dad is a liberal 58-year old science nerd who has no interest in pop culture, but who likes to keep up on the basics for when he gets on Jeopardy and there’s a “pop music” category.

I’d say I’d want to be one of the puppies too but I honestly just want to be a cat.

Meal one: For breakfast, Khloé downs one scoop of whey protein powder with one tablespoon of almond butter and a fruit of her choice blended with ice and water and made into a shake.

Ok... First of all... Fuck you for labeling Autism in bad light like this.

What the fuck is a “nothing burger”? I need to arm myself with knowledge because I bet my family’s drunk uncle is warming up his FB comment fingers over this.

My Iranian friend is a biomedical engineer. With the help of her professor, she designed a type of wrist-watch device that could detect if the wearer is having a stroke about a 1/2 hour before it happens. Sends a signal to the smartphone to contact paramedics. She hasn’t been able to get any funding from VCs that…

Leo....is that your voice in the voice over for the video?

Not that it’s reliable bbbuuuttttt Blindgossip has a recent BI about them that said she leaked all of those super specific gay coded details about what he’s doing (facials, working out) and who he’s with (Nick Jonas.) Because she’s pissed the contract wasn’t renewed.

But what if your vagina swallows it? :(

In total fairness, it was my (very-limited) understanding that Kendall has next to no formal education, and even if she has a high school diploma, I would not exactly put much stock in her having done the work to get it. In D&D terms, she pretty much put all her points into boosting Charisma and left Intelligence and…

meanwhile at Disneyland.........

Mmmm, brats....