Right! I just glanced and thought it was nice that the Waffle house was giving discounts to same sex couples. However, I continued to read and my bubble was promptly burst.

My only solace after reading this were the clever twitter responses. She should really climb under a rock and come out only after she's found her soul again. We all make mistakes but as a PR rep she should have known better.

Wow, I just figured out how to follow authors and followed you yesterday. You will be missed. This is such a cozy little batshit-crazy community. It is hard to quit Jezebel. I have quit plenty of times but always end up right back here with a new screen name.

WTH!!!! I will be following you tonight my dear...

I think I'd have to suppress the urge to laugh in the face of any girl who gave this to me. I'd much prefer that my son's future wife just let me know how lucky he is to have her and why she is the best thing that ever happened to our family. I would love the hell out of that girl.

I have already promised myself that I will literally chase her around and beg her to be my friend if I ever get the chance. I've been called goofy my entire life. She is such a kindred spirit.

I'm so excited about this! I think she's waiting because as soon as she announces that she's running Fox news will dedicate all of their programming to tearing down her candidacy. We need to get ready ladies. It's gonna get ugly.

I understand what you're trying to say, but you are absolutely incorrect. No disrespect intended. My husband is from one of the most progressive part of Mississippi, the coast. Things are much better but segregation still exists. People just try not to talk about it because segregation isn't a 'polite' topic of…

I have noticed that there seems to be an over representation of blue eyes in film and TV. Are they more talented then their brown-eyed counterparts? How much of the white US population has blue eyes and what is their representation in Hollywood?

What do you mean "it's not gonna work"? My Stepford drone-like husband is a great listener and he never complains. We are insanely happy.

This just moved me to tears. Now you can add restoring a cynics faith in humanity to your family's list of good deeds. Bless you all!

Why is there only one female ELF? Jezebel, I blame all of you for making me into the type of person that has to find something wrong with this adorable picture.

I finally get to use this:

I love Keyonce. I've seen this before and I'm still in tears. This impression is just so perfect.

Yep, I think Idina deserves better. Being married to his ego must have been pretty tough especially since she's been with him before the fame.

Yes, I get it. This is my Mom. She is pretty much the most wonderful and kindhearted person I know. She worked at a "free clinic" for years counseling teenagers and young mothers. She treated these people with respect and she is well loved in our community. However, there were plenty of times in my teenage years where…

This is so creative and wonderful. The girl with the funky hat and glasses has such a nice, rich voice. Thanks, I didn't even know what Phil Yu looked like in real life. He is very easy on the eyes.

I always turn it up really loud on that part and sing (or scream depending on your perspective) in my car. That song always cracks me up. The audience response is so genuine and a big part of what's makes the song so special.