Yikes. I came across one tweet, retweeted as mockery, from this kid. I thought he was maybe 20. 16 - fuck, no - I don’t talk to minors online. Poor fucker is brainwashed already. It’s really more sad than anything else. 

100% with you. Can’t wait for the middle of this week when most people will shut up about it. I struggled to keep watching the first season - what was I missing? Everyone adored these horrible people. Deleted the series after season one and no, I most certainly do not feel that I must watch it all because I stopped…

Oh, but wouldn’t this be a nice fantasy come true?

Look up symptoms of your problem on YouTube.

Dry grass clippings - there’s something that’s ridiculously difficult to produce. Can’t imagine that even spreading them all out in the sun would work - bottom will still be wet. Grass molds very fast. Clippings in a plastic bag, left even overnight, will be soaked. It’s admirable to want to not waste organic material…

Cool. Alternately, you can simply never clean them. Haven’t cleaned oven racks since... well, no, since never. Not a chance I’m wasting any of my life doing this. Oven heat really burns off anything that might be on there. Would have to be a huge, catastrophic, sticky, greasy horrid mess that I’ve only seen happen to…

Wow - people are actually responding to this like it’s... well, something.

99% of all TikTok trends and fads can be safely ignored and never discussed. As it should be.

Nearly all love-bombers are narcissists - you’d be hard pressed to find this behavior in anyone without a personality disorder. And if it’s not full blown narcissism, it’s something else you bet your ass you don’t want to be involved with.

So I guess Blue Bell doesn’t use a plastic, heat-sealed safety wrap under the ice cream lid? Because - what the fuck and why not? I’ve only found one other brand not using these. So at least most of the ice cream out there is not lickable without leaving proof that it’s been opened.

That blows. Archer was consistently brilliant. One of the very few shows worth watching over a couple times. 

Well, I’d like to say it’s hard to believe people would pour grease and kitty litter in their drains but... likely Trump voters might do that. You know, morons and such. Would suggest not putting anything in the drains - scrape off your plates, takes a second, saves a lot of trouble later - it builds up over time. Get…

Consider me a fan of the “rustic” moss appearance. Looks great. I’ve encouraged moss growth here and there in certain places. My efforts to do this include looking at the moss and thinking: “I hope I get some more of it,” because spritzing buttermilk or whatever is not something I can bother with. Good moss vibes is…

I find it a bit gross to father a child at 79. But Robert De Niro is beyond wealthy - the kid will be well taken care of after Bob bites the bullet.

Never heard of any of these performers, but admittedly, I’m an old gay.

It’s pure insanity to blame one woman for Trump’s win. It’s equally insane to blame anyone for Trump’s win, other than the dimwits who voted for that filth. Further insane: “she HELPED him win.” Nonsense. It was a perfect storm, and even Trump himself said he would have lost at any other time. It wasn’t even just…

You seriously didn’t know gas dryers existed?

There is much to be said regarding long, slow strokes.

NYS Thruway rest stop restaurants are far more expensive than the same places located off the highway - kind of obvious, yet takes advantage of people’s laziness. Why get off the road when you can pull in right here? Gas prices, too. It’s not difficult to exit anywhere, eat, and get back on but... you know.

It’s just that you’re going to be eating the brownies you made - and you want more brownie on your toast before that? Seems a bit much.