Precisely accurate: he’s just making nice-nice with the base. No extradition will be necessary and he’s knows that very well. 

Weed fabric doesn’t even work. And once you’ve put down newspaper and shredded cardboard, you’ll have a major mess, guaranteed, and it won’t be easy to clean up once you regret this decision. Shreds of paper everywhere. Wet, dried, blowing in the summer thunderstorms. Your neighbors will despise you. But it’s better…

Welp, I’ll tell you right now where this is going: massively moderated replies section to eliminate criticisms and disagreements with poor Lifehacker advice or just plain ridiculous articles. Look, I understand zapping pure trolls and hateful diatribes but you know damn well that once you give editors unlimited power…

This only serves to make her more popular with her (nauseating) base. Badge of honor, blah, blah, blah, victim, blahdee blah, censorship, blah, free speech, blooie blahdee blah... Ugh. Fuck off, bitch.

Work hookups are eternal, no matter what your job. Some of us abstain and just get our fun elsewhere but, hey, do whatever you two consenting adults want to do. Until, of course, one files a suit against the other...

Are we supposed to notice your prank that April Fool’s Day is Friday this year? Because it’s Saturday. Or were you just wrong?

Seriously, huh? Fuck right off with this shit.

As someone else mentioned, LET IT COOL OFF. I mean - are we really THAT STUPID? Grease will even begin to congeal when it cools - I don’t really need to tell you that, do I? Scrape it into the trash or your grease jar. And... uh... unless you’ve got some mega-magic 500 degree grease, it’s not going to melt a plastic…

Certainly is a great idea to pile up a bunch of shit and let it sit there gathering dust and being a fire hazard. But, you know, they used the phrase “temporary liminal spaces” so you know it’s good advice. Bleh.

OK, now this is REALLY upsetting to me. You should use ChatGPT for FUCKING NOTHING. Use your brain. Put in the smallest drop of effort to communicate with another human being. A thank-you note with a side of passive aggressiveness from a 7 year old? NO to that. A CONDOLENCE note that you couldn’t manage to craft on…

Is there even ONE person out there who learned something here? Is there anyone who didn’t know what this is? We’re living in the age of “explain it to me like I’m five years old,” but this is... wow. Just wow.

While I don’t give a shit about TikTok, don’t use it, have seen little to no value in anything posted there that gets shared elsewhere and I stumble upon it, what really happens if it gets banned is that democrats lose in 2024. Yes, I’m aware there is huge bipartisan support for banning it but the blame will fall to…

“Oh, wow. I love your Aldi shirt and flip flops!”

Who sat there and decided The Blue Lagoon would be a good addition?

My poop schedule is just prior to my daily shower. During this shower, I wash my asshole vigorously.

The hairs in it only add to the charm.

Let’s just climb off the Peroxide Panic Express, shall we? The “warnings” about a splash of peroxide are simply ridiculous. It staunches minor bleeding and disinfects rapidly. No one is going to stop using it, no one is getting hurt by it, no one is going to suffer the effects of peroxide “causing more harm than good”…

Articles on this, thus far, have not been clear. Prohibit menstruation from being TAUGHT? Or prohibit human beings from exercising their first amendment rights? Or both?

“Peanut buttery prize” is a phrase that should never, ever be typed again.

Not a huge fan of jelly beans but will say the Starburst beans pleased me mightily last year and I will be getting more.