It’s a penis.
While hundreds of Trump supporters laid siege to the Capitol on Wednesday—which they did with ease due in part to…
Speaking as a bald man, that’s not a receding hairline. That’s a hairline in full retreat. That’s a surrendered hairline. That is a hairline that has conceded all terms in its battle with the scalp.
I used to love David Sedaris. But his treatment of — and writing about — his sister who died by suicide just soured me, forever.. :(
Old enough to remember the pre-barcode days. The sounds of price stampers. Checking the shelf to see if any with the older price were left.
Backpfeifengesicht - A face in need of punching.
OK, so your ginger ale attempt was sorely lacking in the “correct drink choice” department. The correct choice is Vernor’s which is a Michigan staple and more of a ginger cream soda if we’re being honest. The drink even has a name. It’s called a Boston Cooler. And it’s great. Read more
Whiteness is a hell of a drug.
In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)
Only thing I can remember is my infatuation with Velma Dinkley.
After K-pop stans took credit for the embarrassingly low turnout at Trump’s rally in Tulsa last week, the president…
I’d go even further. It’s not that he won’t grow, though of course he won’t. It’s not even that he can’t, though of course he cannot. It’s that he was put in charge specifically because he won’t or can’t grow. Read more