I think that was CC’s Bridgegate defense.

Unless you are under 17 years old, Snapchat filters are annoying and stupid. 

I’m a very social and chatty person, but when I am at the gym, I need to get my workout done before I dash of to work or somewhere more important. I am not in the mood to talk to you so I other than a smile and a nod, I will ignore you for the remainder of my workout. 

My teenage son prefers Annies white cheddar shells to anything Kraft sells. I’m just happy he no longer relies on dad to fix him lunch.

Holy cow that story is sad and funny and unbelievable at the same time. 

Amazon Prime has definitely upped its movie game. Lots of great indie titles available. As soon as I watch Black Mirror: Bandersnatch, I am cancelling Netflix.

On a related “Driving In NYC Is Hell” topic, have you ever seen these Twitter accounts that point out how the NYPD and other ethically challenged hacks in NYC use parking placards to leave their personal and work vehicles anywhere they damn well please? https://twitter.com/placardabuse

Making America Great Again....one bathroom at a time.

Easy-peasey! Furloghed workers can hold a garage sale, baby sit or be a mystery shopper!

After a few years of marriage, most of texts between spouses deals with laundry, schlepping kids around or who’s job it is to schedule the plumber to unclog the bathtub. 

I knew an Amazon Prime joke would land here eventually...

I’m thankful my supervisor lets me take a sick day to care for my kid if he’s home from school b/c he’s not feeling well.

I hope your customers tip you well.

I work out between 6-7 every weekday morning and I definitely have more energy at work on those days. 

I fall asleep around 10:30 pm and wake up at 5:30 pm, sometimes without my alarm. My body appears to have a 7-hour sleep timer.

We can carry over our sick days from year to year, amassing hundreds (or even thousands) of days. We don’t have employer-provided disability insurance (unless we purchase it on our own) so a few of my colleagues have used sick days if they get injured and are out for a few weeks or months. We can also donate our extra…

I’m not even a Caps fan (although I pulled for them in the 2018 Cup Final) and I never grow tired of watching how Ovi spent his Celebrated Summer. He really carries a joie de vivre about him.

The Isles are definitely the best team in the NYC metro area right now.

I’m sure BK’s lawyers bill the company $9k in a matter of hours just as the daily cost of doing business. BK should write the man a check and send him on his way.

I always wanted to be a househusband! I’m better at cooking and cleaning and schlepping around my kids than working my soul-crushing office job.