Yeah, who would ever suspect that this lovable old fraud with the amazing voice was once a mumbling detestable excrescent hack actor like James Franco?

I wouldn't call Oderus Urungus demonic per se. He is an alien from planet Scumdoggia. The GWAR base is located in the Antarctic where their spaceship crash landed. So his extraterrestrial origins makes him even more relevant to io9.

Kind of on-topic...

If you think that's jarring, I've got three words for you: "Cuttlefish of Cthulhu".

Selling time
Time for you to go out go out and redo your life.
Selling time
Try to relive all that day's moments for sure.
Selling time
One last call for time traveling to turn fate on it's ear.
Selling time
You don't die but you'll have less life here.

Isn't that enough? ;)

If you're into this, here's GWAR covering Kansas, "Carry On My Wayward Son."

I'm going to hazard a guess that you have no children of your own. I don't dislike my kids in general, but there have definitely been a few nights where I would have read "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer's Morning" to them with savage glee.

I thought Deep Blue Sea did a good job by making you think Samuel L Jackson was the hero.

Yes, he does. You're lucky that he's not carrying his giant mythical space penis in this shot.

Is there prejudice against Roma? Yes. But there is also a history of practices that are not great for children.

The movies could show the economic disaster that's brought on by the corrupt UN IPCC causing panic among the non-skeptical unwashed masses, which enriches people like Al Gore and Kofi Annan while bankrupting economies all over the world and allowing rogue polluters like India and China to go completely unchecked. How…

I find it odd that they all speak of this galaxy, or any galaxy as though our observations of it are as it is in the present. I guess there just isn't an elegant way to have conversations like that. But wouldn't it stand to reason that if we are looking at this galaxy at the state it was in a mere 700 million years…

Too bad they couldn't have put up a sculpture that looked remotely like the original tree... or even any kind of tree!

The tree was most likely tapping into some deep aquifer existing from when the Sahara was more of a savannah environment. Trees like that are all about the root system, so had they left it alone instead of putting up a stupid sculpture there it may have come back.

Cancerous cells exist in our body at all times. I wish this would get discussed more. The epigenetic factors he speaks of are diet and lifestyle. Do you eat a large amount of animal proteins (meat, dairy), processed foods, cigarettes, coca cola and alcohol? Or do you eat large amounts of fruits and vegetables, get…

For what must be the 100 billionth time, the Philadelphia Experiment had NOTHING to do with time travel. They were trying to use primitive EM field manipulation to make a battleship invisible to radar. And it didn't work. All they succeeded in doing was electrifying the hull a bit. They tried once or twice, decided…

That's easy.

Um, Lauren? Survivor benefits were never cut. They were in danger of being cut until social media embarrassed the Senate into signing the emergency funding bill the House sent them to keep the benefits going during the shutdown. Of course that tidbit was dropped when the major media got a hold of the story but eh, who…