I dreamed that I caught my neighbor’s pet baboon on a leash, this morning.

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Clip the coupon?

Clip the coupon?

Moose are just the coolest! Elk are also pretty F’N awesome.

Came for this.

Twitter is a gold mine.  Gold, I tell ya!  https://twitter.com/search?q=pence&src=tyah&lang=en

Tenure is a motherfucker.

Nailed it with the desk anchor chuckle!  Take your goddamned star.

“...the president of people who believe that BoJack Horseman is an amazing show...”

She would not have served 14 minutes.

I would knock back several cold ones with Barry!

I used to be a Range Rover technician.

You can drive my 1996 Q45 while you’re here!

What about all of those women, who sit RIGHT NEXT TO THE STEERING WHEEL?  What about their faces meeting the airbag before it has fully deployed?  Can that happen?  If so, will they be turned into human Pez dispensers?

“I don’t think ‘Bobbo’ meant to, I don’t think ‘Sandy’ meant to.”

What could the old man have seen in her?

“Many people”

Get on my level...

My parents, both in their 60's REFUSE to give up their land lines.  WTF is that about?!  They both say, “if there’s an emergency...”