Death as Rock Star.... Hey why not? Dude has a lot of power and can take all the ladies he wants!

Ok so in this musical Death is a rhinestone cowboy? Hoping Kelly can write an equally insightful article about what it all meannnnnns.

Reeeally? Tell us everythinnnnng

Yes. And no one is suggesting there are North Korean soldiers hiding in popcorn machines across the nation, but there is a very real possibility that some idiot vigilante will do something bad at ONE theater, somewhere in America.

She smells the camera before it even thinks of looking at her

Wow Martha really takes TGIF seriously

I think they're crunking. Why are they crunking? They're children!!! You looked great though

I found it!

Wowwwwww incredible. Thank you for sharing!

I really expected a more exciting dress from a girl who married into an all-male dance troupe

I repent- looks like we are both right! Two fake names!

Wait wait wait, Julia Roberts' fake name in Notting Hill was Pocahontas! Cmonnnnnnnn Burt

Blue Cambridge is THE FUTURE

Eww eww eww EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Apparently his body hasn't even been embalmed. Which seems horrifying/ridiculous/impossible(?) but so says the internets.

The cat's out of the bag.... I can't stop watching that gif.

It all makes sense now.....

Can someone please explain to me why people talk to animals using a baby voice?

Agreed. And it's creepy... like he's trying to make a Stepford Child

Club years may be a more useful piece of information than actual age