1: Pretentiousness does not suit you very well at all.

That last part of your comment comes off a little bit like Devil's Advocate to be honest. They could have potentially gotten away with no repercussions if they weren't caught, sure, but they also could have easily killed innocent motorists and pedestrians. Based on how impaired their driving was, I'd have bet more on…

Should have said "Oh darn, he just sped up to 110kmh. I guess I'm going to have to let him get away!"

There were two of them, and they were used during The Cold War - their primary use would have been to detect incoming ICBMs.

I just saw one of those Lumina APV "Dustbuster" vans out on the road today - I can't remember the last time I actually saw one of those running and driving!

I just ordered mine too! I've passed up on a lot of great Blipshift shirts, but couldn't let this one go.

I say this as a long-time Nissan fan: Muranos and late-model Altimas are the car of choice for psychopaths and sociopaths of all types.

Even worse, a local PD in a nearby town has a black Taurus that not only has stock alloys and completely concealed lights, it also sports a completely normal-looking NH civilian license plate.

I've always liked my state's State Trooper Chargers. They definitely have a mean look to them.

Why yes I am! I can be found out on the roads, being driven with a combination of ineptitude and aggression.

Being a Murano, I'm sure it will look great approximately three inches off my rear bumper before swerving around me, forcing itself between me and the car directly in front, and then inexplicably slowing down and holding up myself and all the other cars they passed in that fashion.

I had a 1970 Subaru 360 for a few years so I really get a kick out of reliving my days of "momentum motoring" , as I called it, through this video. Always had to get to top speed before big hills if I ever wanted to make it to the top!

I live in a rural Northeast region and there's quite a few of those running around, never towing or hauling anything of course. Perfectly clean, just used for driving around and compensating for inadequacy issues. They're the one giant bro-truck that's worse than the trend of lifted dually pickups with gigantic…

All. All of the guns.

Reminds me of this classic. In both cases, you have to wonder if the driver is oblivious or simply doesn't care.

I genuinely don't know, I just saw it at the last LeMons race I participated in.

I've found it falls into that category, even a lot of people relatively well-versed in the world of cars don't understand why the Clownshoe is such a great car. The performance it has doesn't matter, they just dislike the styling and write the whole car off. Because it always comes off as such a polarizing,…

I know what you mean! Even moreso, I like the previous generation Toyota vans (my guilty pleasure is COE vans), preferably in 4WD!

BMW M-Coupes. One of those cars that nobody around me understands why I love them so much. "They're so ugly!" Bite me! I'll take one with the S54 engine if I ever get the $35-45,000 it takes to buy one these days. I occasionally rewatch the Mischief 3000 documentary just for the M-Coupe that takes part. I'm not…

I worked at one of those types of go-kart tracks throughout High School summers (such great memories) and I'm in the same boat as you. It's hard to pass a go-kart track without stopping to do some laps!