Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”
Lord, he was born an amblin’ man.
Obligatory Anthony Bourdain quote regarding Henry Kissinger:
Just to keep piling on Hank, I’ll mention that he was on the board of directors of Theranos.
“Could you not drive in that scenario?”
Queef? Boner? Bathtub?
I know I am in the greys but I have experience to share that might be beneficial. I trained and rode horses for many years in a jurisdiction that allowed horse slaughter and had a thriving racing industry. I rode and trained A LOT of off track horses. I trained them to be pleasure riding horses, ‘bomb proof’ so a kid…
I remember when I met Goddell in Iraq of all places back eleven years ago. Lets just say that when he shook my hand, it was like a limp wristed phony of a hand shake that he gave me. And I bet ya he wanted to hand me a suspension of a year because I didn’t mouth breath all of the greatness of the NFL.
Say what you want about the Ginger Hammer, but stripping away context, it looks like he gives excellent hugs, as far as these things go.
If theres anything about the draft I look forward to, it’s hearing the Mario Paint version of “Sometimes When We Touch” that plays in this montage
My Coworker and Friend won our companies’ “Manager of the Year” award a few years ago at our Corporation Annual Meeting Awards Presentation. He was elated and overcome with pure joy at the award. He stood up in a small theater and walked down to the front, shaking hands and high fiving along the way. To this day he…
His dad nearly killed someone and I found out in the comments yesterday that his brother has already done time for murder.
This dude is a fucking lunatic. His defense is really, “well he said mean things and also me hitting him in the head 50 times didn’t prevent him from later going on vacation, so it’s basically like I never hit him”.
I’m pleased that Deadspin is finally on the Gimelstob case. Better late than never. This guy would have been axed in virtually an other industry, save for all of the fucking conflicts of interest in tennis. That puff piece is a complete embarrassment, glad that there is some check calling these assholes out.
If people start lawyering up, Mr. Harris there is nothing short of fucked for life. Period. IANAL but I have to deal with them specifically relating to software licensing. Almost daily.
I knew a guy once. He lost his Lord of the Family status in a best-of-three NBA Jam TE series.
Now his son writes him in as a dependent on his taxes. Boomshakalaka.
It’s horrible enough when coaches who are actually successful do this kind of despicable bullshit. But for an incompetent dipshit with a terrible record, under whom the team has apparently gotten progressively worse, to do this stuff is even more disgusting and inexcusable. You cant even point to results to (attempt…
Calling it now: the kid he smiles at through the fence is young Bruce Wayne