Fair enough. I guess that was like, two decades ago now. Fuuuuuck.

Oh man, talk to me when HashtagAnsolo gets a role 1 millionth as great as Dirk Diggler. Not saying Marky Mark isn’t an atrocious human being, but I like to think there’s a reason we keep him around.

Possible upside: this could put the original Prisoner series blu-rays back into production?

Just wait til he reads her yelp review. Then we’ll see who laughs last.

If you try to sell your peripheral for the cost of a whole mid-range PC, you’re gonna have a bad time.

How about trying to reconcile “this is a continuation of MoS” and “this is a super serious drama, u guise...”

Nice, I’ve actually never played an AC game while it was still the newest game in the series.

Counterpoint:

I mean, apart from the obvious criminality of Wreden stealing a real-live developers work and selling it at a profit, just look at it from a storytelling perspective.

I agree, but mainly I’m commenting because you need some official recognition for that amazing username of yours. A+ work. This is why I come to gawker.

Okay, bye felicia, you are a clever troll but I should’ve known better.

I really wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt here, but this might be the lowest level of political discourse. I mean, you’ve got to be trolling, right? This is not how democracy works in the slightest. All this time you’re saying “Hillary’s gonna win it’s a foregone conclusion” but you haven’t said a single…

I really don’t get what you’re trying to say here. Overturning Citizen’s United is a real issue, and the only reason it’s being talked about is because Bernie’s beating that drum. I honestly have no idea what horrible harm Bernie’s doing by running. That’s kinda how democracy works... At least as close as this country…

I was thinking about this too as I browsed the sale, then I came to the conclusion “it’s not Steam, it’s me.”

This reminds me of something a friend told me about the whole craft-whiskey craze. Apparently it’s pretty common for these hipster-y, well-designed and luxury-priced whiskies to actually all be from the exact same industrial distillery.

Gotta say, I still think the King Kong chase sequence looks all right. I don’t think it was supposed to be realistic, it was supposed to be ludicrous and fun, which IMO it was.

For some reason the instant I hear the word “GARARRRGE” out of that guy’s mouth I feel a need to punch something with my full body strength.

Oh thank god, I nearly had to go a moment without some fresh Star Wars promotional materials right in my face. Crisis averted.

I was pretty disappointed to hear that about The Phantom Pain. Still haven’t played it yet, but that’s just because I’ve been clearing the old games out of my backlog in the meantime (currently playing Peace Walker).

Thomas the Tachikoma.