The Outback. Bring back the Baja. 

I will bring automobile manufacturing back to the highest level in the history of our country...it’ll be like it was 50 years ago.

I mean...the open ocean is easily accessible from LI Sound. That’s kind of how sounds work. But no one here would describe this as on the open ocean. Guildford is about 50 miles from Montauk by sea. You need to go to Rhode Island for houses on the open ocean.

“Boomers will just have to listen to their local Cornhole, Iowa HS football game some other way.”

AM radio turns any night behind the wheel into a trip.

Before anyone says anything about the frivolity of the McDonald’s case, go look at the pictures. 

automobile insurance rates had increased by 73 percent, and said that he would “cut that number in half”

Don’t get dumped while using your BumperDumper. 

I used to think cruises were horrible but I went on my first one, I liked it mainly because I needed to turn off my phone for a few days and relax. 

I have one friend who’s frequented cruises since he was a child. His family would go on one every couple years or so, and now that we’re in our 40s, they still do. In fact, his ENTIRE family just got back from one that went to Alaska for his mother’s 70th birthday. I’m talking almost 20 family members. But they seem…

That was the most useless video I’ve seen in years. Not only do they make you click on the video thinking it will show the actual event, but they also replay the random highway video every 10 seconds. There is nothing on the highway clip, they filmed it from their news van. Gonna report the stupid fox video for…

Comb the desert, you say?

You, uh, seem to have excised the “every year” part off that quote.

Man at least she sketchy gas stations in MY town have real names loser /s

Yep, if you’re in the NC Outer Banks, seek out Biscuits and Porn for breakfast. It’s a shabby C-store/gas station that makes biscuit sandwiches in the morning, and has a small rack of skin magazines, hence the name. I was there last week and got a country ham and egg biscuit two of the days I was there. 

100% this, especially in the south. You find a tiny, kind of shitty looking, gas station in some small town that has food, I don’t mean like roller grill stuff or heat and eat Deli Express stuff, but like actual food, it’s probably better than any food you have had at any of the big chain stores known for food. And if…

How is it possible Land Rover didn’t make this list?  Did they break down on the way?

That’s what everyone’s been saying- I was on the K5 Reddit page, however, and I guess there are some that *only* have adaptive cruise control, and it can’t be undone. I’m one of the unlucky ones, I suppose.