i see disney is taking the home-improvement “turn it off then back on again” approach to fixing superhero fatigue. 

How the Hell are Niles and Daphne not on the list?

I stopped complaining about the useless slides. It had become obvious they won’t be given up. But these are the most useless of useless slides I have every seen. 3 pictures with no text, which could have been put inline with the article. Why?

It’s like Mattel approving jokes about itself in the Barbie movie. They’re willing to take a mild roasting in exchange for money.

What about “No Way Out?” He wasn’t wearing a hat in that and it was pretty awesome back in 1991

Costner IS Abraham Lincoln! Or the Mad Hatter!

This is make/model agnostic, but a true summertime classic. Aluminum inlays on the top of shift knobs. Although a common bugbear in many cars, the one in my C30 gets ridiculously toasty after a few hours in the sun unless I remember to use a sunshade.

What about a fedora? The Untouchables was really good.

I’d like to drive across Australia, just to say I made it and wasn’t killed by dropbears, hoopsnakes, treecrocs, or angry locals. Do the whole Sidney to Perth run, and maybe even the Melbourne to Darwin run too.

Well if these were in America first then the people in Europe would call us fat and lazy.

‘Mericans would just see this as a socialist waste of money. 

60 days seems reasonable for the speeding part, as do the restrictions after his release. But....

The weirdest thing I’ve ever put in a car is me. Although my kids give me a run for my money.

Or people could actually take the extra 2 seconds and stop.

More roundabouts. We need more roundabouts.

“Jane Lynch, in a career-best performance”.

We left the dealer’s license plate frame on our Accord - they’d give us free car washes if we did, which we took advantage of now and then. But a license plate frame is much less destructive than a dealer sticker (which they didn’t use at all).

Me: “Hello, Porsche marketing department? You need to see this comment from Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death on Jalopnik.”

Porsche needs to do an equivalent stunt where they race a Cybertruck against one of their cars, only... there’s snow on the ground.