bryanrmorris
bryanrmorris
bryanrmorris

Shitting themselves as they ran for their lives.

Bitch, please.

Let’s see...

There’s a guy near me that has 2 of those 97 Lancias.

This seems like a bad idea. It’s got disaster written all over it.

Talk about closing the gate after the horses got out.

This is cool, but it’s most certainly not a moped. A moped has pedals like a bicycle that the rider uses to get it going. This doesn’t. This is a motor scooter/small motorcycle.

I’m really tired of having to pay for other people’s stupidity. If I were any of the unwitting participants in this scene, I’d be itching to drag the GMC driver out and beat the stupid out of them. And they’d be getting off light. They’ll never find the body of that porch pirate I caught last week.

I don’t know about Toyotas, but one I will always remember and be able to detect is the smell of older Volkswagens. It stopped at some point, but my ‘77 Rabbit and ‘91 Vanagon had it.

I’m not a big Nissan fan, but I think if I was that woman I would immediately buy another goddamned Altima.

If this ever comes to pass, it should be shot out of the sky on sight. Whoever was onboard, the world would no doubt be better off without them.

Fuck Elon Musk. I’m middle class, I pay my taxes, and I don’t bitch about it. Taxes are what it costs to live in a civilized society. Musk no doubt longs for the day he can live in his own gigantic orbiting habitat, free of having to live by any rules but his own and disposing of sewage by randomly dropping it on the

Fuck Texas! I was born there and have occasionally been forced to visit family there. But no more. The place is, in addition to being a fascist shithole, dangerous to drive a car and deadly to ride a bike in. The roads are filled with menacing magabillies behind the wheels of brodozers with exactly zero interest in

Exactly. I used to be in the same boat until I just quit trying. Maybe you’ll see this, maybe not.

I think it’s obvious why the Ram pickup took off afterwards. The driver was deliberately aiming for the cop because he was black.

People who wanted to buy American luxury stopped wanting cars and only want SUVs.

Send him to prison for attempted murder, crush his truck, make his parents pay for all damages and medical bills.

I like RC Cola.

That’s gonna be expensive. Glad everyone was unhurt.

But not Mafac levers, Simplex derailleurs, or Normandy hubs. I’d love to buy that Ad Hoc pump from you. I’m restoring a 1970 PX-10 and need one.