This needs so many more stars. Such a cute pair of boys.

This is horrifying, but at least it looks better.

Are you talking “meh” or are you talking Cadillac Cimarron?

I’m not sure what’s stranger, a VW that doesn’t look like a boringmobile or the US actually getting one of these cool cars.

So what we have now are meh cars? Jason may never run out of material.

Agreed with the Mirage. I’d also add the Nissan Armada. (No SUV should still have MPG numbers that bad unless it’s going offroading.) The Hyundai Veloster qualifies (it reminds me of the Toyota Paseo with a sporty body built around an Accent) but is getting a new model next year, so hopefully that will improve things.

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Agreed. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him hang it up sooner rather than later. These symptoms keep coming back to bite him. :(

If he’s in Oregon and he was going to sell the car, maybe he let the insurance lapse on purpose under the assumption that nobody was supposed to be driving the car?

Guess what my first car was!

Are you me? Am I you? I had a similar reaction. Not nearly so eloquent, though.

My...god. That....that’s Photoshopped, right?

Yeah, that paint job would really worry me. What’s he hiding?