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So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

lolwut. travis kelce doesnt get 1/10 the publicity positive or negative of those guys. he plays tight end for kansas city - should anyone care? cam newton won a heisman trophy in a season proclaimed by some as the best by a qb in cfb history; last season he won nfl mvp and this year he crashed and burned. obj has had

I must’ve been watching the wrong game cause Buck and Aikman had their mouths so full of cowboy dick I couldn’t understand them.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Fuck your headline, Patrick.

He’s basically bizarro Steph Curry, taking more and more difficult shots as the game wears on with increasing efficiency, but only from 14-21 ft. out. It’s almost hilarious to watch someone be so effective at something that, by all advanced metrics, is the single worst shot in basketball. He’s better than peak Melo

I feel like Barry started out with a nautical metaphor and couldn’t find a decent place to lay it to rest, to the point where eventually it became an albatross around his neck.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Nah. I mean, you might be perfectly self-aware, but it’s human nature to develop blind spots when things are going well.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Guys with a lot of grit. They just show up to the gym early, leave the gym late. Scrappahs.

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

♬ Man-ning-wants-to coach-next-year ♬

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract.