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Right-wing terrorism will be one of the greatest threats we must deal with, in the coming decade. Galvanized by a neoreactionary status quo that convinces them they are under attack; enabled by outmoded and timid government policies that weaponize their paranoia; and brainwashed within echo chambers that the Internet

I second this, per te is definitely the best gelato in Florence.

How to start your day like Mocena:

My 16-year-old son has vitiligo. I have to say, he has never been bullied or teased for it. Once, in 6th grade, he had a substitute teacher call him out in front of his class for coming back from lunch with a milk mustache. He calmly explained he had a skin disorder. His friends were mortified for him. Maybe kids are

So they actually have binders full of men over there?

My husband does this at home/in single person bathrooms. It leads to a lot of commentary on the size of the toilet seat (apparently they vary in size a lot? I have never noticed this before but apparently the width and distance from tank is a big deal.)

MINE DOES THAT TOO. Either he'll say it's mine (how?) or "oh, it's probably just water." THEN WHY DOES OUR BATHROOM SMELL LIKE PEE?

I JUST FINALLY got my husband to use a swatch of TP to wipe pee dribble because:

Husband, two sons. My bathroom floor is a swamp.

You're not crazy. A former bf just did not see it. He didn't do it, but all his friends did, and one of them eventually came to live with us. I finally taped a white letter-sized piece of paper to the floor in front of the toilet and then they were like, "Oh." Because apparently piss on tile is invisible. (Yes, I am

My husband sits, which is wonderful because it has been 12 years since I accidentally sat in toilet water. It sucks because somehow, with the mechanics of things, a lot of pee gets between the toilet seat and the rim of the toilet. He has tried to figure out how it happens, but can't. I assume errant stream. He cleans

I do this as well. Lady Mountain is such a cute nickname for it! Lol, we had guests this weekend and instead of putting my clean clothes in drawers or hanging in the closet, I just stuck the mound of folded clothes on the closet floor. WTF is wrong with me? That is pure laziness right there.

I have never purchased a box of tissues for myself because I ALREADY HAVE 20-METRIC-FUCKTONS-OF-COSTCO-PURCHASED-TOILET-PAPER-IN-MY-APARTMENT-AND-THERE-IS-NO-NEED-TO-BUY-ANOTHER-PAPER-PRODUCT-TO-GET-RID-OF-SNOT

My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.

WHO does he think is going to clean it if he leaves it?!?! A magical Piss Fairy?

I live with my husband and a male roommate. I don't know which of them is doing this, but each blames the other. I'm going to murder them both.

Mine says, "I don't pee on the floor, that must be from you." Eyeroll.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tangentially related: Why must men use their ability to pee standing up as an excuse to NEVER EVER wait to pee? I am so sick of standing around nervously hoping cops don't come by while dudes pee in a corner because they just can't wait to get home. Especially if I also have to pee.