It was to own their readers, not management.

You could have just told Esther via Slack. 

It was the movie premiere he couldn’t go to. 

Mase. 

It seems like no matter what I watch on truTV it’s always preceded by an episode of Impractical Jokers. 

Sanders will not urge his acolytes to stop shitting on her

I can’t stop laughing at this. 

It’s just gonna come back three days later.

Yes, Chris!  Ugh.  Thanks for catching that!

Every time I think of this movie I wonder why Jennifer Garner acted like a 13 year old with a brain injury.

the urge to lionize him as the “Good Fox News Guy” feels both seductive,

Think of me as the helpful muppet letting you know that HBO just airs them first now, not exclusively, and that they go to PBS eventually.  

The very same person who made this video wrote aggregated that article two years ago! Not that you’d know from this video.

Is she a judge? Is she a soccer? Why do all your stories start in medias res?

Juul

Another day in the life of Jezebel’s resident Juul correspondent. 

These year’s Emmy theme is “Embarrassingly Overselling Painfully Unfunny Bits.”  Everybody has to have a bit. Stop it. 

I’m sorry this is so upsetting for you. That’s my only takeaway. 

I was talking about how regressive it was.

Friends literally had an episode that can be distilled down to “Everyone teases Joey that he’s a big homo because... he carried a messenger bag.”