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I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

She’s gonna be on an HBO show soon with Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern, Nicole Kidman and some other folks. 

I don’t think it’s like that. She started on TV and has the HBO miniseries premiering soon.

If she is deluded, it has nothing to do with the smart business and career decision to jump from this sinking ship.

Prestige TV is prestigious. Adaptations of YA fiction on Freeform or the CW are not.

Bring It On is definitely a major motion picture.

To my eyes, this movie is 10/10. I value my eyes the same as my fingers....

I love it when somebody gives me an excuse to post this.

This is a good post. Also, up until this SNL episode, I never quite understood Mallory Ortberg’s thing for Kristen Stewart, but now I totally get it.

My takeaway from this is that Trump is totally into Twilight.

I honestly can’t tell the difference between a real Trump tweet and a joke Trump tweet. Sad!

My lived experience of Melissa McCarthy today was unreal. My wife was rewatching Gilmore Girls earlier; she goes to bed and I got this. Fucking incredible!

Hmm. A misanthropic nihilist doesn’t have a good sense of humor? Who knew.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a

Haha yes. That squeaking you hear is a pedestal jack.

I feel like Kristen Stewart is about to be the next woman Jezebel adopts as their “new BFF” before ultimately turning on her for being too something.