And, guess who our most famous constitutional lawyer is..?

The country elected a misogynist double-chinned boil as president of the United States.

Totally agree with this. Oh, ok, you won the electoral college but lost the popular vote by 2 zillion votes? Let me just go home and let you do whatever the fuck you would like to do, you goddamn orange bigot.

... what is the value of undertaking a crazy venture like this?

Welcome to our new American Kleptocracy.

Please don’t talk like that. That’s how he talks.

I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

Won’t take a sallary, but will take millions in rent.

“SS protection” now has a different connotation.

The Burbs and The Money Pit for me, with absolute fond memories of both Bachelor Party and Dragnet!

I have never understood how ‘being attracted to adults of the same gender’ = pedophile. Is it that they think anybody that isn’t heterosexual is just dumped into a ‘deviant’ bucket and there is no difference between deviants?

Especially because it wasn just after everybody’s but directly after Kate perry’s.

I actually prefer to think that Lindsay Lohan is a low-grade Instagram troll and just forgot to switch between her troll account and her Lohan official account.

Putting Taylor Swift’s beach pic after everybody’s Standing Rock posts was shade, right?

Thank you! That was the first thing that came to mind.

Can we get a ruling? Putting Taylor Swift’s beach pic after everybody’s Standing Rock posts was shade, right?

I dunno....it COULD just be me lol, but I’m pretty sure a whole lot of Jews cared, and were just a wee bit envious of everyone who got the fuck out of Germany in the cigarette end of the 1930's...

Let’s lay off Lena Dunham and the “moving to Canada” crowd a little. I am very, extremely aware that if my husband’s grandfather hadn’t said “Fuck this, I’m out” after Hitler was elected in 1933, his family wouldn’t exist.

When Kanye’s “Famous” video came out, I didn’t understand why that wasn’t enough of a red flag for one of the Kardashians to be like, “Are you OK, man?”

Yeah, I always wonder if it will take something like an outbreak of polio to finally straighten out all these anti-vaxxers.