britt93
britt93
1/27/20
9:52 AM
12

As one of my mentors likes to tell his employees: “A lot of workplaces say their like a family. I think we can be better to each other than that.”

1/26/20
2:58 PM
50

86K for ANY job in the Bay Area is literal peanuts. This CEO or whatever she is is delusional and frankly she sounds kinda dumb too.

1/25/20
7:15 PM
19

“They are specific and detailed” except when it comes to quoting a pay range. Read more

1/25/20
1:47 AM
8

Assist 10-year old’s with light homework. ... Play math games with thems such as “how much fish should we buy today for five of us?” and “how long will it take us to Read more

1/24/20
9:52 PM
30

“They are specific and detailed” except when it comes to quoting a pay range. People like this are cheap even though they’re rich - she’s probably expecting someone to leap at the chance of fulfilling all these duties for something in the $70K range which is very very sub-par for what she’s expecting and where she Read more

1/24/20
4:59 PM
3

I might be Matt Damon as well. My family got strep this year except me. So when can I see my wife? Read more

1/24/20
4:56 PM
23

That first bullet, man. As someone who was involved with childcare, I knew so many wealthy parents who were constantly playing “learning” games with their kids which basically amounted to them quizzing them until they burnt out and shut down entirely.

1/24/20
4:01 PM
15

It is clear that she was exposed during the business meeting in China with the chef. The hook-up bit was completely unnecessary and just a means to remove any sympathy you’d have for her but give a 10x boost to the sympathy you have for poor-put-upon Matt.  Blame Soderbergh ... it was his story & film.

1/24/20
2:25 PM
4

This was released at the height of Paltrow being box office poison and the trailer shows her dying. Then, just to make sure everyone knows she not only dies but dies EARLY in the film, they structured the trailer to indicate that she is patient zero and things really kick off after she kicks off.  They’re like, “Don’t Read more

1/24/20
2:19 PM
6

I’m Matt Damon! Based on the fact that when I was in third grade, my entire family came down with the flu, except me. I was fine. Not even a sniffle. I’ve never had the flu, I do get the flu shot now for work though.
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1/24/20
1:57 PM
10

Yeah, Goop dies in the first 10 minutes of the movie. She’s no hero unless cutting the earth’s human population down to a more eco-friendly number counts as heroism.

1/24/20
1:56 PM
6

Yes, but Paltrow’s role is crucial is she is 《Spoiler Alert》one of the initial virus carriers that brings it into the U.S. from China. Read more

1/24/20
1:32 PM
16

Isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow in that movie for all of, maybe, 10 minutes?

1/24/20
1:09 PM
69

Right? That list is an enumeration of SEVERAL people’s jobs, not one person. A “household manager”, er, butler, would actually be the person to coordinate that insanity.  Also, daily reminder, y’all don’t need kids if you aren’t willing to be a parent.  

1/24/20
12:49 PM
137

It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered. 

1/24/20
12:38 PM
35

“a thousand-word screed describing all the duties they expect from their five day a week “Household manager/cook/nanny.” “ Read more

1/24/20
12:36 PM
68

It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then do stuff like hiring personal trainers, a cook, etc. Actually trying to get all that in one person is unlikely, and the ad even mentions they already have a staff (including an au pair).