britt93
britt93
1/19/20
4:09 PM
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I swear to God, if Michelle Obama’s platform was “say no to drugs”, the Trump administration would be handing kids meth injections.

1/19/20
4:04 PM
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I also feel like she’s the pre-cursor to today’s influencers, for better or for worse. Read more

1/16/20
2:41 PM
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In order to be accurate, the question should say “Suzy was raped at a frat party. She called the police, and the sperm evidence was collected. The sperm sat in storage for 20 years. Once finally tested, it was revealed that Suzy’s rapist was now a Congressman. Suzy urged the state to prosecute him, but the prosecutor Read more

1/16/20
2:27 PM
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They really have to be deluded to look at how Felicity Huffman, who did less than them, pled guilty, and publicly apologized, got 6 days in jail and think they can be just fine.

1/15/20
5:18 PM
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Don’t know if you could make that the whole plot, Markle is not smart enough to be a full-fledged Bond villain on his own. But it'd make a great intro sequence.

1/15/20
5:14 PM
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I actually bought a book on the music business, and no joke, the book a totally recommended as a quick way to copyright a song you wrote by sending it to yourself through the U.S. postal service.

1/14/20
4:19 PM
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The joke is Scarlett Johansson defended playing a whitewashed Asian woman by saying she could play "any race, gender, even a tree". There you go.

1/14/20
4:18 PM
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I don't think they are, I think they're all survivors of the Red Room, and have decided to call themselves a family because of their shared past.

1/14/20
4:14 PM
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Well, we’ve already seen Gabbie Hanna comparing Nikkie being blackmailed and coming out to paling  around with her ex-BFF's rapist.

1/14/20
4:07 PM
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I mean, unless the problem the Times has with the possibility of Sanders flying around doing rallies is the impact on the environment....but doesn't he fly commercial any way?

1/13/20
2:59 PM
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So Meghan and Harry are helping him get one step ahead. Why are people angry again?

1/13/20
2:57 PM
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“He loves the pomp and circumstance”. Really? Because he said verbatim in an interview that he refuses to “play the game that killed his mother”. Read more

1/13/20
2:47 PM
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Yes! We already know there are people all over the country who support Democrat policies. It's why Republicans have been trying to make it harder for them to vote.

1/13/20
2:45 PM
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Hhonestly, since Democrats get so territorial about their candidate, the best thing to do if they say they’re not for Sanders is to say “okay, well, thank you for your time” Read more

1/7/20
2:20 PM
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He acts as if he's roasting, except here's the thing about roasting: you have to do it out of love for the roastee(s). Throughout the monologue, it's clear he holds nothing but disdain for everyone in the room.

1/1/20
5:25 PM
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To be honest, I don’t even have that much of a problem with Bernie, he’s probably my third choice. But his supporters will dig and dig on all his primary supporters, but do any on him, and call him the most perfect politician who never ever did anything wrong. And whenever you point out something Bernie DID do wrong, Read more

12/30/19
7:37 PM
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I'm sorry, what IS in her portfolio then? And you know what, call me crazy, but if the organization I worked for was doing something unethical, let alone immoral, regardless of my "portfolio", I would raise a stink about it.

12/30/19
7:33 PM
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I mean, they aren’t legally married, though. The officiant, a pimp named Armond, is not licensed to officiate weddings, and there is no record of them filing a marriage license in Nevada, where their wedding took place. Read more