We wouldn’t know what to do with it. Can’t drink it, can’t stab it, can’t deep-fry it.

I’m old enough to remember when we had to create political correctness to get rid of all the shit 70s comedy.

If a guy had said that etc etc ad nauseum.

Favreau was the money; Vaughn was the hired help.

While Caitlyn gets grief for not dressing down on a magazine cover.

I had a friend who, everywhere we went, would spot potential bongs. Plant pots, lamps, whatever. I bet Martha could exponential that.

Can she really be the avatar of personal freedom and self-expression the media claims her to be?

The Cold War, David Walliams, FIFA, Girls Aloud, gun control...we could go on and on.

the physical embodiment of the phrase “bigger in Europe,”

I took that to be it’s easy. Guys will do it with trees and trees weigh a lot.

Well, that’s just smartass talk.

Having a gun to stop your government is like letting your waist expand to get a superhero part.

I heard one report that Jack Warner was allegedly even ripping off those he was bribing.

Webcams can be recorded now by a fake and played back as if live, so even if you get them on cam - and “cam not working” is a tired old excuse - make sure they do something specific you ask them.

I’m sure I read that on the Sim City ticker.

Let’s just all calm down a little here.

Someone hit the air horn!!!

Scottish musician cheats? Not really, he’s only a DJ but let me count the musos I know who have.

So he’s ripped off somebody else’s art? Which one of the Rolling Stones is he?