For off-road, I’d be looking at these:

The Scorpion EXOs are pretty decent as well.

Here’s a quick list I threw together for you:

I’ve never heard a bad review of a Scorpion helmet.

That’s a heckuva recovery given the circumstances of the get-off. Sounds like adrenaline kept you from freaking out afterward! I like the approach you took afterward - if something kicks one’s ass, tackle it repeatedly until one has a handle on it.

Ouch! Glad to hear it turned out okay.

Yeah, that looks like it’ll buff out.

And much pain was had by many. Ouch.

Curiouser and curiouser, what would I look for in a set of gloves with regard to protecting against those types of fractures?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/16166…

Touche! Back to my coffee...and fantasy of riding a motorcycle in a full suit of armor.

She didn’t even have a bruise - she was fine, thankfully. Glad to hear you came out of yours with minimal injury, too.

Here, let’s just order these and be done with it:

Well, I mean, we can take riding protection to the extremes, it might add some weight when riding, though.

The septic truck is also good for killing demonic, ‘58 Plymouth Fury sedans (which were never produced, adding to the sinister nature of Christine):

$2K? I went to several websites to find the riding gear you see there, all together, the gloves were $50.00, the pants were $75.00, the jacket was $75.00, the boots were standard, steel-toed boots that ran about $80.00, the helmet was the most expensive part at $150.00. You could feasibly get a good, complete set of…

Before I started riding, I visited this page:

This seems like a nice price.

Is it...too legit to quit?

Most of the toy haulers - hell, all of them I’ve seen - have auxiliary on-board fueling stations. They’re good for hauling toys around and having what is essentially a studio apartment in the middle of nowhere. I never had the chance to test its off-road prowess, but it does have nice things like increased ground…