Foodspin Writers, Ranked

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Gucci Mane

+1

What a great way to celebrate the drafting of three Québécois players.

+300, approximately

Glad to see Time is making Dickey feel right at home. They even made sure their links are barely distinguishable from surrounding text!

That's great. Here, have my shattered dreams. +1

I'm just pointing out that the "thanks to the off days he won't miss a start" part doesn't make sense. It's true that the Red Sox won't need to bring in another starter to replace him, but Dempster will still be sitting out a game he'd otherwise have started.

Thanks to the Red Sox's off-days, he won't have to miss a start.

Indeed, as somebody who actually watches a fair amount of hockey (read: a Canadian), the command centre reviews typically take no time at all, unless something particularly crazy happens (e.g. it's plainly obvious the puck went in, but it's obscured from every camera angle).

First, let me congratulate you on writing your first book! The combination of your athletic experience and your stature among your peers gives you a truly unique perspective on the relationship between genetics and athletic achievement, and I'm sure your book will once again find you honoured as the best in your field.

+1

John Lott (National Post): Solid, serviceable. Need more like him.

Toronto may well be a city defined by its mediocrity, but if you look past the talking heads, it's a sports media boomtown. The Jays and Raptors, specifically, tend to receive a far higher calibre of coverage than they deserve; the Bruce Arthurs and The Basketball Joneses of the world are doing enough hard work that…

Oh, you and your disgusting racist jokes.

They use these crazy machines that allow them to type in shorthand as fast as 300 words per minute; a computer then converts their shorthand into words with, oh, 95% accuracy.

This is completely incorrect. If you stand differently, your strike zone moves accordingly. This is why the PITCHf/x system tracks the strike zone on a per-pitch basis; because it moves with each pitch.

The MLB definition says: