Bring Back Anthony Mason
May 5 2017

“This player is soft because, instead of allowing another player to knock him around without consequences, he tagged him back.” Read more

Jan 2 2017

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Oct 5 2016

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

Aug 12 2016

I blogged about Deadspin’s comments five nights a week for literally years. And stayed married the whole time!

Jul 13 2016

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Jul 7 2016

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

Jul 7 2016

July 7th, 2085: The civilized world is no more. Society has collapsed the world over, leaving roving death gangs to battle it out for life’s necessities. After years of war, famine, and nuclear fallout, humanity is no longer distinct from other animals. We are driven by fear, ignorance, and a basic need for survival Read more

Jun 6 2016

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.

May 13 2016

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.