Agreed. Its dead wrong. But its also an impressive feat. If criminals only used this much forethought and “strategery” for good things the world would be a much better place.

Yep - I’m thinking eBay is about to see a bunch of new postings of wheels for sale.

Its in good shape - but still about $3k too high for what it is. So its a CP vote. 

Its officially called the “Elon Flamethrower” package.

WTF? That looks like a stylish vibrator with wheels attached.

The grille is way too big for that face - otherwise I think it looks... okay. 

It looks an Audi A6 and Genesis G80 got stuck in one of those Seth Brundle telepods with a Caddy CT6 - and this is what came out the other telepod. Not bad - except the telepod computer couldn’t figure out what to do with the C pillar - so it just left it deformed and unfinished.

Not quite as aerodynamic though.

Yeah its old - but I have to say the design has held up fairly well over 10 years. But c’mon Nissan - a decade is long enough - its time to retire this one and the GT-R.

Only problem is I’d have to buy two Fiestas... AND have deal with nefarious sources to smuggle it in...

I’m guessing a 0-60 time of about “poof”. 

This has got the be the nicest owner ever. Dude... you know what happened, some jackass employee there hijacked your car for a week (and couldn’t even be bothered enough to clean up behind themselves WTF). What should you do??? Take all your evidence - go to that dealer and UNLEASH HELL.

The soda spills (and not cleaning it) is the biggest FU of the whole dilemma - like they just didn’t GAF. I would not rest until this dealer made right by this and I’d unleash Hell til they made it right - just on the principle alone.

Ohhh - didn’t know this was all new, nice to see Ford finally moving to traditional RWD platforms for Lincoln as they should be. (and real names!)

No need to hide it - its just a lightly refreshed MKC right?

Came for the one liners - was not disappointed.

First off - outstanding work on this car. But its still CP. Seems the owner wants an extra $10k or so for all the TLC put into it. But I’m sure there’s an E30 obsessed taker out there that will see this and gladly pay it.

If you’re broke in 5 years after winning the Powerball - something tells me your life problems probably go much deeper than impulse buying.

Same. But I don’t lol. But that same sentiment tells me this won’t stay on the market for long. Someone with the cash that wants an E30 long roof will absolutely pay it. This beauty was handled with considerable care.

But Dubai said “no fuckin’ way”