“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I was on AirBnB’s site the other day and I saw all kinds of pictures of black people showing up to rent homes and apartments on their pages. So I just naturally assumed they were as diverse and racially sensitive as every community college catalog I’ve ever seen.

Bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils! TTYL, I have to go watch You’ve Got Mail now.

I wonder how the monogrammed thermos business does around this time.

That was my guess, but I thought maybe it was male because of Hermes from Futurama.

The best part of that joke is that it features subtle character development veiled as a queef joke veiled as a fart joke.

This ^ I legitimately loved it, and a lot of my friends similarly legitimately loved it. But so many times when I’ve said that, angry people accuse me of lying to score some kind of ‘social justice’ points.

Fuck the haters trying to tell me I didn’t ACTUALLY like the movie, something something SJW something feminazi something something. It has problems, sure, but what movie doesn’t, and besides; I didn’t really ending up caring about those problems with all the fun I was having, especially on the second viewing.

I feel bad for this movie. I am a guy and I liked it as a summer popcorn flick. Sure it wasnt the greatest, but it was fun. What is sad to me is that the theaters were 90% women. All of them loved it. Little girls went with their mothers and loved it. My girlfriend loved it. For once I thought to myself, wow, this is…

When what you are is considered the biggest insult you can throw at another person and it’s used so regularly so casually, you are made very aware of your position as a second class citizen.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

I support abortion for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. End of.

Every time I see the term “creepypasta” this is what I think of.

Crepe is a party decoration. We're festive.

I think Bill Clinton got a lot of sex, before and after marrying Hillary. I think 90% of it was consensual, and when he was younger and stupider and the times were different there’s probably a solid 10% that we would consider today to be date rape or worse. In that way I believe Broaddrick and it seems it has affected…

Congratulations!

You’re going to have your own experience for sure, I wont say Great! but this shit is uncommon. Statistics are on your side. Everything is cool, mama.

Congratulations! I am pregnant with my second! Welcome to the phase of your life when you will always click on articles that you know you shouldn’t! What is this horrible compulsion?!?!

DUDE. ONLY $16 MILLION. SHE NEEDS ONE BAJILLION DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

“YO, SLUTS! CHECK OUT MY YACHT!”