Germain is still traumatized from the crash of his Lego Millenium Falcon, so we need to cut him some slack on these minor details.
I starred then unstarred. Didn’t want to be the one that took away 69 stars.
I still think Theon unknowingly finger-banging his sister while riding a horse back in Season 2 is still my favorite incest in the show.
Don’t forget the endless “X inches of snow” jokes.
My favorite joke I’ve seen so far:
That’s never happened to Winter before, Winter just got excited because dragons.
Someone on my Facebook said that after years of waiting it was a bit of an auntieclimax, which I thought was pretty good.
Winter came but it needs a half hour to rest. It’s not a machine you know.
Wear it to Auntboy I! 29 years till Auntboy XXX
Arya is gonna MDK Littlefinger while cosplaying Cat.
There isn’t a better way to let the resident lecherous creepy asshole know that you can see his entire past than to throw his own motto back in his face before he can spit it at you.
Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.
Nah, I think Dorne will still play a big role. Also, Euron is totally already dead. He took more than one sandsnake dagger slice. It might take a while... but he will likely succumb and Qyburn will save him.
It’s petty sniping to be worried about your brother and king’s decision to head South when Rickard, Brandon, Ned, and Robb all got themselves killed doing exactly that in the recent past?
It’s just a thread that was going nowhere. Ending it for the most part just wraps the thread up.
I’m so glad we’re just killing Dorne off. Boy what a tease and letdown that turned out to be.
Followed by the most disturbing segue ever.
The transition between that scene and the broken pie made me gag. So good.
Nymeria for a Nymeria. We all paid the Iron Price this night.